Religious Girl: What you wrote in your newspaper editorial was offensive to me and my religion. You have no right to print such disgusting remarks.

Writer: You're obviously a foreigner. In this country we have freedom of the press.

Religious Girl: That's the trouble with this country. You have too much freedom especially for people like you who abuse it.

Writer: If you don't like it here, you can always go back to your country where they arrest you for walking on the wrong side of the street.